LaughterTHREE MEN IN HELL
THE VACUUM SALES MAN IN YANGON
BE MORE OBSERVANT
THE DOUBLE ROOM
THE TALKING FROG
RANDOM ACT OF KINDNESS
Three men, Thihah, Thurah & Aregah died and ended up in Hell and waiting for the punishment. Suddenly a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4", dirty, and smelly. The horror voice of the Devil echoed and said to the first man, "Thihah!!!You have sinned! So you have to be with this lady for the rest your life". Then the first man and the ugly lady were whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment.
This understandably shook up the other two, and so they both jumped when a second door opened, and they saw an even more disgusting example of womanhood gone wrong. She was over 7' tall, monstrous, covered in thick black hair,and flies circled her. The voice of the Devil was heard, "Thurah!!! you have sinned! You are condemned to accompany this lady for eternity". And Thurah, like Thihah, was whisked off with her.
Aregah, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst when the third door opened. And as the door inched open, he saw a very beautiful and gorgeous lady who looks like Soe Myat Nan Dar appear. Delighted, Aregah jumped up. Then he heard the voice of the Devil saying:
" Nan Dar ! you have sinned.............."
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THE VACUUM SALES MAN IN YANGON
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in Hlaing township, Yangon.
He knocks,
a lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and
dumps horseshit all over the carpet.
He says, "Ah Daw yae, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning up that
horseshit, I'll eat every chunk of it."
She says, "You want ngah yote se(chili sauce) on that? Today is our
turn for the electricity to be cutoff."
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BE MORE OBSERVANT
A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a class on 'Observation'. He took out a jar of
yellow-coloured liquid. "This", he explained, "is urine. To be a good
doctor, you have to be observant to colour, smell, sight and taste." After saying
this, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched on in
amazement, most, in disgust. But being the students that they were, the jar was passed,
and one by one, they dipped one finger into the jar and then put it into their mouth.
After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been
observant, you would have noticed that I put my 2nd finger into the jar and my 3rd finger
into my mouth."
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THE DOUBLE ROOM
By the time Pwo Shyote pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken.
"You've got to have a room somewhere." he pleaded to the last hotel manager,
"Or just a bed--I don't really care where. I am completely exhausted".
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager,
"and I am sure he would be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he
snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained all week. I'm not sure
it'd be worth it to you."
"No problem," the tired traveler assured him. "I'll take it."
The next morning Pwo Shyote came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. The
manager asked him how he survived.
"Never better." Pwo Shyote said.
The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"
"Nope. I shut him up in no time."
"How'd you manage that?"
"He was already in bed, snoring away. when I came in the room,"
Pwo Shyote said. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Good night,
beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
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THE TALKING FROG
Two old ladies were walking down the street one wintry day when they heard a voice calling
for help. They looked around and saw a little green leg sticking out from beneath a
snowbank. One of
the ladies digs down and pulls out a very cold frog and starts warming it up in her hands.
"Oh thank you, thank you," says the frog. "I was freezing to death under
that snowbank before you came along and saved me."
The ladies are, of course, amazed by the fact that this frog can talk. The frog continues,
"You know, I'm not actually a frog, and if you kiss me I'll turn back into a handsome
prince."
The lady nods at this but just slips the frog into her pocket.
The other lady looks puzzled and asks, "Well, aren't you going to kiss him and see if
it works?"
The first lady replies, "Certainly not! I can make a whole lot more money with a
talking frog."
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RANDOM ACT OF KINDNESS
One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating
grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man.
"We don't have any money for food.", The poor man replied.
"Oh, come along with me then."
"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring them along! And you, come with too!", he said to the other man.
"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" The second man answered.
"Bring them as well!"
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the
limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "sir, you are too kind. Thank you
for taking all of us with you."
The rich man replied "No, you don't understand, the grass at my home is about two
meters tall!"
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P.S/ most of the jokes are not originally from me. I am not using these jokes neither profit nor commercial purpose. Pls let me know if there is any copyright violation.