Ask Cobie a.k.a Coconut Boi
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The Q and As
Emmilu asks:
How come it's Cobie and not Coconut boi who helps Poopoo?
Cobie answers:
emm... cos Coconut Boi is me and Cobie is Coconut Boi? We sort of have split personalities (due to job requirements), anyway it's like this Coconut Boi helps Pineapple Kid and Cobie helps Poopoo. 'cos Poopoo actually hates it when I talk to him in my very powerful super hero COCONUT BOI VOICE when it's not really needed, I think it scares him but don't tell him I told you so...
Paloopee asks:
Are you ever going to break up with your girlfriend?????
Cobie answers:
What?! with my little smushie whoosie?! the one that gives me the best tummy rubs when I have a tummy ache from eating too much pie, the one that always gives me Kissey Kisses when I have a long and tiring day fighting crime and saving the helpless coconut public, that very one that makes the best seawater sushi that I've ever eaten?..... what would make you ask such a question??????....... emmm....... well, the answer is ABSOLUTELY! If I knew that she was fooling around with other coconuts, it's baibai baby!!! woo hoo hoo! then you could be my girl friend, Paloopee... that is if you're a lady coconut...I'm really not into interspecies relationships but if I do break up with Carissa and you're really interested, please send your application (subject: Application to be Coconut Boi's Girl) to Pudds and I might consider. thanks for asking!
Aiko asks:
WHATTHEHECKAREYOUYOUSCAREME!YOUNEEDTOSHAVE! you look like the gingerbread man...yumm..
Cobie answers:
Hmmm, well firstly I'm not trying to scare you and I hope I didn't cause you too much distress, next, I think a bit of fuzz makes a coconut more manly and if your looking for gingerbread men try clicking this, I don't think I'm quite proportionately made out to look like a gingerbread man, I suspect it's the skin tone, huh? but I do take your verbal expression as a compliment. However do remember~ be kind to coconuts! or feel the wrath of COCONUT BOI! thanks for asking!